Author: Messy Masterpiece
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Old Fashioned Christmas
Old Fashioned Christmas 25 “Back To Basics” Gift Ideas For A Clutter Free Christmas Pendulum. A weighted object that swings from side to side until it eventually loses energy and settles in the middle. It’s hard to tell how long it will take for the weight to stop moving (without extensive calculations that are about…
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Mini Mason Jar Pies
Mini Mason Jar Pies Grain Free. Dairy Free. Processed Sugar Free. Plant Based. Vegan. In the words of Lady Whistledown from the Netflix original series Bridgerton…“Dearest gentle reader, All is fair is love and war….and pie season!” Ok, maybe she didn’t say the last part, but it’s true nonetheless. When it comes to pies at…
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Wild Zora Product Review
Wild Zora Product Review Disclaimer: This post is not a paid sponsorship and MMB is not affiliated with the Wild Zora Brand. The following product review is an honest, unbiased opinion. For more details, please refer to our disclaimer, disclosure, terms and conditions pages. Adventurous. If you were to Google this word, my name would…
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Homeschooling: A New Adventure
Homeschooling: A New Adventure “You’re gonna make me do what I don’t want to do, aren’t you?” I said while staring reluctantly up into the sky. With a deep sigh, I unlocked my car door and climbed into the drivers seat. Before racing off to make it home in time for my kids’ bedtime routine,…
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Paleo Pizza Pasta
Paleo Pizza Pasta Pizza and pasta. Two of the hardest foods to replace when starting any kind of clean eating diet. Granted, there are numerous cauliflower carb alternatives, but not without a notable after taste and change in texture. Rice, corn, and tapioca have also given pizza and pasta replacements their best shot. But in…
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Zucchini Carrot Cake Muffins
Zucchini Carrot Cake Muffins With Optional Dairy Free Cream Cheese Frosting Hello, August! The wonderful month that divides people into two teams. Team summer and team fall… While some of you are trying desperately to hold on to the warmer temps and beachy vibes, the rest you are dreaming of crisp air and all things…
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Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts
Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts I have a confession to make. For the last few months, I’ve been feeling like a fraud. The truth is, I AM a “passionate paleo diet lover” just as the Messy Masterpiece Bio says. BUT, the bigger truth is, I’m also human. GASP!!! Shocking right… For the last several months,…
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The Paleo Ranch Taste Test
The Paleo Ranch Taste Test There are several tell-tale signs that you are from the Midwest. Number one is the use of the word “ope”. Number two is the “dress in layers” approach (winter layers in the morning and evenings, summer in the afternoon). And last but not least, the bottle of ranch dressing in…
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Copycat Applebee’s Fiesta Lime Chicken
Copycat Applebee’s Fiesta Lime Chicken “Yeah, we fancy like Applebee’s on a date night…” except instead of that Bourbon Street steak we got FIESTA. LIME. CHICKEN! If you’ve never had it, then let me tell you…you’ve been missing out! A thin, perfectly grilled chicken breast packed with lime flavor, cheese, Mexi-ranch, and Spanish rice. My…
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10 Weeds With Surprising Uses
10 Weeds With Surprising Uses “Like…from the back yard?” my friend’s husband retorted in offense. He had just learned that the dandelion tea he was sipping on wasn’t made using a store bought mix. In fact, it was sourced locally…straight from yard-to-cup. Oh, the audacity! LOL! While listening to my friend recap the rest of…